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Banana Shopping

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Banana Shopping thanks to Thora Snyder

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

I paid too heavy a price for perestroika. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Problems are the price you pay for progress. - Branch Rickey

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. - Paulo Coelho

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up. - Tom Stoppard

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

When all is said and done, grief is the price we pay for love. - E A Bucchianeri

The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it. - Henry Thoreau

The price you pay for being powerful and being rich is to be hated. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success. - Zig Ziglar

A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist. - Franklin Jones

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

Tavern: 1. Thirst come, thirst served; 2. A place where madness is sold by the bottle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side. - James Baldwin

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas." - Claude Pepper


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