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Banana Shopping

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Banana Shopping thanks to Thora Snyder

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Banana Peel: A golden slipper. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The price of purity is purists. - Calvin Trillin

Counsel: Advice with a price tag - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

The price of progress is trouble. - Charles F Kettering

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The price of greatness is responsibility. - Winston Churchill

I paid too heavy a price for perestroika. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Problems are the price you pay for progress. - Branch Rickey

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. - Paulo Coelho

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

When all is said and done, grief is the price we pay for love. - E A Bucchianeri

The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it. - Henry Thoreau

I value all things only by the price they shall gain in eternity. - John Wesley

The price you pay for being powerful and being rich is to be hated. - Malcolm Muggeridge

All wish to possess knowledge, but few are willing to pay the price. - Juvenal

You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success. - Zig Ziglar

Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Tavern: 1. Thirst come, thirst served; 2. A place where madness is sold by the bottle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

iWhiner: A person who cries because after they bought a piece of technology, the price drops - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas." - Claude Pepper


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