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Ballerina Lessons thanks to Lauren Kelly

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Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Music is the strongest form of magic. - Marilyn Manson

Jazz is not dead... it just smells funny. - Frank Zappa

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

Upright Piano: The noblest musical instrument - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Music is the moonlight in the gloomy night of life. - Jean Paul Friedrich Richter

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Musician: Someone who makes a living by playing around - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

I don't put boundaries on myself when I sit at the piano. - Vanessa Carlton

Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein

The symphony must be like the world. It must embrace everything. - Gustav Mahler

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. - Victor Borge

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein


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