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Sears Safety - my, how times have changed

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In the 1940s and 1950s parents would attach harnessed children to a clothesline to restrict how far the child would wander

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Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

You can measure opportunity with the same yardstick that measures the risk involved. They go together. - Earl Nightingale

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

Life is inherently risky. There is only one big risk you should avoid at all costs, and that is the risk of doing nothing. - Denis Waitley

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold


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