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In the 1940s and 1950s parents would attach harnessed children to a clothesline to restrict how far the child would wander

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Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks. - Herodotus

Juvenile Delinquents: Other people's children - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. - Robert Frost

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What you teach your children, you also teach their children. - Unknown

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. - Thomas Paine

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

You cannot build God's reputation if you aren't willing to risk yours. - Mark Batterson

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Tanorexia: An obsessive desire to have tanned skin, placing the sufferer at risk of skin cancer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

May my children follow their own intuition to discover true empowerment in the answers they seek. - Unknown

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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