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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

Boredom is a sickness of the soul. - Unknown

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

Beauty is no accomplishment on its own. It's what you do with it. - Padma Lakshmi

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon

The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal. - C S Lewis

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

The trouble with putting armor on is that, while it protects you from pain, it also protects you from pleasure. - Celeste Holm

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury


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