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Sickness soaks the purse. - International Proverb

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

Within us is the soul of the whole, the wise silence, the universal beauty, the eternal One. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman