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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Beauty is not caused. It is. - Emily Dickinson

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

The trouble with putting armor on is that, while it protects you from pain, it also protects you from pleasure. - Celeste Holm

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison