QuotaBillsAll politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil
Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck
Lawyers are natural politicians. - Clarence Darrow
Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley
Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers
Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard
Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle
In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli
Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks
I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin
Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs
IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama
Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari
Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston
A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare
Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno
The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore
Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader
Guns have only two enemies - rust and politicians. - Unknown
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller
The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls
Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk. - Donald Trump
There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant
Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost
Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou
Dilemma: A politician trying to save both his faces at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
I don't go around signin' no political documentaries. - Archie Bunker
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross
Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle
We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch
History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei
An honest politician is one who when he's bought stays bought. - Simon Cameron
The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr
The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought. - Simon Cameron
A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph
Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev
The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter
Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin
Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation. - Henry Kissinger
I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle
Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson
Being a politician is a poor profession. Being a public servant is a noble one. - Herbert C Hoover
A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson
My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes
Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman
Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers. - Nikita Khruschev
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton
When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith
It is a win-win for the American people, an idea no conventional politician would have the guts to put forward. - Donald Trump
I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman
The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner
At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm
What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris
Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner
In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle
One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas
In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx
What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet
Calculating how much carbon is absorbed by which forests and farms is a tricky task, especially when politicians do it. - Donella Meadows
I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx
I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain
A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan
Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman
I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader
In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock
Political correctness is about denial, usually in the weasel circumlocutory jargon which distorts and evades and seldom stands up to honest analysis. - George M Fraser