QuotaBillsAll politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil
That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg
All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers
A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson
Politics is war by other measures. - Steve Bannon
Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard
Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle
Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck
In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli
The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley
In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams
In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte
From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen
Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller
The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls
Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk. - Donald Trump
I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley
Political War: One in which everyone shoots from the lip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant
The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein
An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain
History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei
The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. - Charles de Gaulle
A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong
Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson
Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin
Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger
In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney
Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White
My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers
Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman
Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter
Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell
Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins
I don't want a flu jab. I like getting flu. It gives me something else to complain about. - David Letterman
He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw
People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift
It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins
Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare
Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff
Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton
When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams
The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno
In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. - Jose Maria de Eca de Queiroz
The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner
What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris
Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner
It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. - Henrik Ibsen
In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx
Calculating how much carbon is absorbed by which forests and farms is a tricky task, especially when politicians do it. - Donella Meadows
Physicians and politicians resemble one another in this respect, that some defend the constitution and others destroy it. - Unknown
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx
When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky
Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce
Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer
We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno
I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain
Politicians get their power too late, and I think that he has inherited an impossible situation in which he is ill-equipped to deal. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer
Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle
There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy
In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi
Political correctness is about denial, usually in the weasel circumlocutory jargon which distorts and evades and seldom stands up to honest analysis. - George M Fraser