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Apathy Mountain

When you don't care about climbing it

Apathy Mountain thanks to Ken Cillis

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Apathy: Vigor mortis - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Worry is practical atheism. - Unknown

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Clouds: The travelling mountains of the sky - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater. - William Hazlitt

Fresh activity is the only means of overcoming adversity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

All our fret and worry is caused by calculating without God. - Oswald Chambers

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity. - Charles C. Colton

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

A mountain man tries to live with the country instead of against it. - Louis L'Amour

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. - H L Mencken

Over every mountain there is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley. - Theodore Roethke

The bravest sight in the world is to see a great man struggling against adversity. - Seneca

After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. - Nelson Mandela

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

An optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. - Winston Churchill

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Prosperity is not without many fears and distastes; adversity not without many comforts and hopes. - Francis Bacon

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Winston Churchill

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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