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Apathy Mountain

When you don't care about climbing it

Apathy Mountain thanks to Ken Cillis

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Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

There is no education like adversity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Beyond mountains there are mountains. - Haitian Proverb

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater. - William Hazlitt

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

You'll never find a better sparring partner than adversity. - Walt Schmidt

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

A pessimist is someone who makes difficulties of his opportunities. - Unknown

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Pessimism becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy; it reproduces itself by crippling our willingness to act. - Howard Zinn

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Winston Churchill

To live only for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountains that sustain life, not the top. - Robert Pirsig

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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