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Apathy Mountain

When you don't care about climbing it

Apathy Mountain thanks to Ken Cillis

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Apathy: Vigor mortis - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

I don't know what apathy is and I don't care! - Unknown

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

You never conquer the mountain. You only conquer yourself. - Jim Whittaker

The pessimist's epitaph: 'Just what I expected'. - Unknown

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

I regard you with an indifference closely bordering on aversion. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Most of the things you worry about won't even happen, so relax. - Unknown

I'd rather be an optimist and a fool than a pessimist and right. - Albert Einstein

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist - except an old optimist. - Mark Twain

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Many a secret that cannot be pried out by curiosity can be drawn out by indifference. - Sydney J. Harris

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Don't be disquieted in time of adversity. Be firm with dignity and self-reliant with vigor. - Chiang Kai-shek

Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity; nothing more easily managed than one in adversity. - Plutarch

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger. - Lou Holtz

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

By adversity are wrought the greatest works of admiration, and all the fair examples of renown, out of distress and misery are grown. - Samuel Daniel

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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