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Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

A pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

Humor is the most engaging cowardice. - Robert Frost

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. - Larry Gelbart

It just wouldn't be a picnic without the ants. - Unknown

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

There is little success where there is little laughter. - Andrew Carnegie

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

I live a very joyful life, with a lot of laughter and good times. - Kimberly Elise

The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - Frank A. Clark

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

The scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. - Michael J. Fox

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. - Frederick Buechner

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Agnes Repplier

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter. - Alice Meynell

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Laughter is a great way to diffuse an uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life. - Romancy Malco

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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