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Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

Laughter does not please the mighty. - Dario Fo

Humor is the most engaging cowardice. - Robert Frost

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Life in 2019: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

Ten Ants: The number of insects required to make a landlord - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

The scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. - Michael J. Fox

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

A decrepit society shuns humour as a decrepit individual shuns drafts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

Laughter is a uniting force; it brings people together, and it makes hardship easier. - Montaigne

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Life is a combination of laughter and tears, and it's almost always better to laugh than to cry. - Teresa Medeiros

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith


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