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I like laughter around me. - Mireille Enos

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

A pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

Life in 2019: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch

I live a very joyful life, with a lot of laughter and good times. - Kimberly Elise

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman

Laughter is a uniting force; it brings people together, and it makes hardship easier. - Montaigne

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. - Erma Bombeck

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

Laughter is ever young, whereas tragedy, except the very highest of all, quickly becomes haggard. - Margaret Sackville

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

Laughter is a great way to diffuse an uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life. - Romancy Malco

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

I'm a nervous laugher. Like when you're in a situation that you don't know what's going on, you go to laughter more than anything. - Jack McBrayer


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