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Laughter is contagious. - Unknown

Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

Humor is the most engaging cowardice. - Robert Frost

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

Puns are the highest form of literature. - Alfred Hitchcock

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial. - James Joyce

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

Caution is not cowardice; even the ants march armed. - Uganda

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

There is little success where there is little laughter. - Andrew Carnegie

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

Never trust a theologian who doesn't have a sense of humor. - D Elton Trueblood

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

A decrepit society shuns humour as a decrepit individual shuns drafts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humour. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed. - Bennet Cerf

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Laughter is ever young, whereas tragedy, except the very highest of all, quickly becomes haggard. - Margaret Sackville

The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter. - Alice Meynell

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Life is a combination of laughter and tears, and it's almost always better to laugh than to cry. - Teresa Medeiros

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter. - Gordon W Allport

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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