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The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

The media made it unsexy to be hairy. - Russell Peters

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

People at Facebook are fairly used to the press being nice to us or not nice to us. - Mark Zuckerberg

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

The thing that we are trying to do at Facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently. - Mark Zuckerberg

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

And so the abnormal is now normal in entertainment, because the normal is treated as subnormal in the world of the media. - Ravi Zacharias

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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