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Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright
Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown
Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain
Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey
Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder
A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo
Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela
You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone
Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness
If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown
It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky
Any gun in the hands of a decent person is no threat to anybody, except bad people. - Charlton Heston
I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan
A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher
Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans
The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson
A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson
Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge
My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette
The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright
No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein
Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal
I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse
The only weapon with which the unconscious patient can immediately retaliate upon the incompetent surgeon is hemorrhage. - William Stewart Halsted
Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin
I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump
Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard
It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide
Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher
I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White