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Ambition

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Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Our favorite attitude should be gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended. - A P J Abdul Kalam

A fantastic positive attitude make a great day! Smile! - Mary D Bradford

Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

I'm not a dreamer... but I believe in miracles. I have to. - Terry Fox

I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's. - Woody Allen

Lord, grant that I may always desire more than I can accomplish. - Michelangelo

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Coaches will eventually notice a great attitude, and they respect that. - Heather O'Reilly

Most of us start out with a positive attitude and a plan to do our best. - Marilu Henner

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Defeat is never fatal. Victory is never final. It's courage that counts. - Winston Churchill

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. - Eddie Rickenbacker

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

I felt an earnest and humble desire, and I shall do it till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness. - Charles Dickens

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

He who tells a lie, is not sensible of how great a task he undertakes; for he must be forced to invent twenty more to maintain that one. - Alexander Pope

The fact of storytelling hints at a fundamental human unease, hints at human imperfection. Where there is perfection there is no story to tell. - Ben Okri

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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