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Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Be the attitude you want to be around. - Tim DeTellis

Our favorite attitude should be gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Courage without conscience is a wild beast. - Robert G Ingersoll

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

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Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended. - A P J Abdul Kalam

Forgiveness is not an occasional act: it is an attitude. - Martin Luther King Jr.

You can see real attitude of man when he's terrified. - Toba Beta

Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined. - Leo Rosten

Clear thinking requires courage rather than intelligence. - Thomas S Szasz

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? - Vincent Van Gogh

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. - Sydney Smith

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

The essential dilemma of my life is between my deep desire to belong and my suspicion of belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

Pursuing a God-ordained passion, no matter how crazy it seems, is the most responsible thing you can do. - Mark Batterson

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult task which, more than anything else, will affect its successful outcome. - William James

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, I will try again tomorrow. - Mary A Radmacher

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

The difference between DREAM and DESIRE is that the dream is what we build for the team, and the desire is what we aspire to build for ourselves. - Unknown

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