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Patience is a conquering virtue. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The treacheries of ambition never cease. - Ruben Dario

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

The lower the Lattitude, the better the Attitude. - Unknown

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Lord, grant that I may always desire more than I can accomplish. - Michelangelo

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

It is your attitude and not your aptitude that determines your altitude. - Zig Ziglar

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

Perfection is not a destination; it's a never-ending process... Enjoy! - Jim Bouchard

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude to the problem. - Unknown

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

The starting point for all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. - Napoleon Hill

The way of the dreamer is difficult - but anything less is hardly living at all! - Bruce Wilkinson

The way to gain a good reputation, is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear. - Socrates

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

It is better to aim at perfection and miss it than to aim at imperfection and hit it. - Thomas Watson

A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. - Ayn Rand

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us. - Dave Turner

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

Everything happens for a reason, you only need to keep on editing your attitude and gratitude so as to sail through. - Unknown

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

Most people spend most of their days doing what they do not want to do in order to earn the right, at times, to do what they may desire. - John Brown

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

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