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Alligator Hallucinogens

Weird post on reptile mushrooms

Alligator Hallucinogens thanks to Molly Shortle

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Life is too short to stuff a mushroom. - Shirley Conran

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

A meal without mushrooms is like a day without rain. - John Cage

Advice is like mushrooms. The wrong kind can prove fatal. - Charles E McKenzie

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

My eyesight went blurry from the lastitude they put in the mushrooms. - Archie Bunker

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen

Mushrooms: Because they grow in damp places, they resemble patio umbrellas - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill

If the hunter comes back with mushrooms, don't ask him how his hunt was. - Ghanaian Proverb

Mushrooms can be very fancy. It's the closest you can get to eating dirt. - Tom Colicchio

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Look around when you have got your first mushroom or made your first discovery: they grow in clusters. - George Polya

Consuming mushrooms regularly has been associated with decreased risk of breast, stomach and colorectal cancers. - Joel Fuhrman

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin

On the subject of wild mushrooms, it is easy to tell who is an expert and who is not: the expert is the one who is still alive. - Donal Henahan

Enoki mushrooms, a tasty variety commonly sold in grocery stores, were one of the first mushrooms studied for preventing cancer. - Paul Stamets

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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