Alligator Hallucinogens

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

My eyesight went blurry from the lastitude they put in the mushrooms. - Archie Bunker

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill

If the hunter comes back with mushrooms, don't ask him how his hunt was. - Ghanaian Proverb

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin