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World History: Scrap book - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

History is a set of lies agreed upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

History is a vast early warning system. - Norman Cousins

There is no reason to repeat bad history. - Eleanor Holmes Norton

BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker

Leftovers: 1. Mull-again stew; 2. Repast history. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

We are not makers of history. We are made by history. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. - Unknown

I don't make predictions. I never have and never will. - Tony Blair

History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

People are trapped in history and history is trapped in them. - James A. Baldwin

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke. - Max Eastman

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson

The groundhog is like most prophets - it delivers its prediction then disappears. - Bill Vaughan

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

There's a good reason why nobody studies history. It just teaches you too much. - Noam Chomsky

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future. - Sydney J. Harris

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

Those who fail to learn from the brutal stompings visited on them in the past are doomed to be brutally stomped in the future. - Hunter S Thompson

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

If we don't know our own history, we will simply have to endure all the same mistakes, sacrifices, and absurdities all over again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison

Things always get better. Tomorrow will always be better. Just think about it... is there any time in history in which you'd rather live than now? - Paul Harvey


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