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All Part Of The Plan

1962 Italian magazine predicts post-Covid future

All Part Of The Plan thanks to Keith Blake

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History is written by the victors. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Italy is a geographical expression. - Prince Metternich

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

What is history but a fable agreed upon? - Napoleon Bonaparte

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell

History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes. - Will Rogers

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg W F Hegel

History would be a wonderful thing - if it were only true. - Leo Tolstoy

Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it. - Edmund Burke

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided. - Konrad Adenauer

Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. - Martin H. Fischer

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

If some countries have too much history, we have too much geography. - William Lyon Mackenzie King

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope

There has never been a better time in history to be an environmental radiation researcher. - Steven Magee

A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future. - Sydney J. Harris

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking


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