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Alarmed Door

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Alarmed Door thanks to Magnus Stokes

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Be an opener of doors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

At the deaf man's door, knock as much as you like. - Greek Proverb

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

The open door does not necessarily mean the easy pathway. - G. Campbell Morgan

It's always darkest just before the fridge door opens. - Phil Callaway

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama


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