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Ahead Of You

Out of shape but still winning the race

Ahead Of You thanks to Barry McCartney

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The marathon can humble you. - Bill Rodgers

Diabetes is a lousy, lousy disease. - Elaine Stritch

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

Have a healthy disregard for the impossible. - Larry Page

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

In war there is no second prize for the runner-up. - Omar Bradley

We're running the company to serve more people. - Mark Zuckerberg

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

There are life-threatening issues related to diabetes. - Stephen Wallem

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Once you lose the weight, you're really anxious to eat healthy. - Etta James

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

In a marathon, if you run too fast, you get exhausted. If you run too slow, you never make it. - Uday Kotak

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

The word 'hackathon' was born out of 'marathon' for a reason. It's exhausting. - Neil Blumenthal

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

Long runs improve your endurance but shorter intervals improve your speed. They are mutually beneficial for a distance runner. - Eliud Kipchoge

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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