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One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

All sins are attempts to fill voids. - Simone Weil

Charity creates a multitude of sins. - Oscar Wilde

Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins. - Mark Twain

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

May your life preach more loudly than your lips. - William E Channing

A puff of wind and popular praise weigh the same. - English Proverb

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

If God is the author of life, there must be a script. - Ravi Zacharias

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

Sometimes God allows what he hates to accomplish what he loves. - Joni Eareckson Tada

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

What praise is more valuable than the praise of an intelligent servant? - Jane Austen

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

Praise is a powerful people-builder. Catch individuals doing something right. - Brian Tracy

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

I am totally convinced the Christian faith is the most coherent worldview around. - Ravi Zacharias

Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing had yet been done. - C S Lewis

There would be no sense in saying you trusted Jesus if you would not take his advice. - C S Lewis

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Animals are simply sophisticated machines created by the infinitely skilled artisan, God. - Brian G Henning

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

Sometimes I think it is my mission to bring faith to the faithless, and doubt to the faithful. - Paul Tillich

Praise is but virtue's shadow; who courts her,
Doth more the handmaid than the dame admire - Robert Heath

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

If you're going down the street and you're going the wrong way, remember - God permits U-turns. - Suze Orman

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

There is only one real sin and that is to persuade oneself that the second best is anything but second best. - Doris Lessing

I always tole God, "I'm gwine to hole stiddy on you, an' you've got to see me through." - Harriet Tubman

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

Sabbath: A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh. - Ambrose Bierce

If God forgives us we must forgive ourselves. Otherwise, it is almost like setting up ourselves as a higher tribunal than Him. - C S Lewis

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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