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God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim

Charity creates a multitude of sins. - Oscar Wilde

Hypocrisy is the most obvious of sins. - John McCain

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Nothing emboldens sin so much as mercy. - William Shakespeare

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Faith is the gaze of a soul upon a saving God. - A.W. Tozer

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

God loves each of us as if there were only one of us. - Saint Augustine

God is always on the side of the strongest battalion. - Voltaire

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell. - American Proverb

God depends on us. It is through us that God is achieved. - Andre Gide

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

Faith is not something to grasp, it is a state to grow into. - Mohandas Gandhi

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

Sin is what you do when your heart is not satisfied with God. - John Piper

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

It is not our long prayers but our believing God that gets the answer. - John G. Lake

You can't preach it like it is if you don't believe it like it was. - Vance Havner

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

God made Adam first because he didn't want any advice from Eve how to make Adam. - Unknown

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Sometimes I think it is my mission to bring faith to the faithless, and doubt to the faithful. - Paul Tillich

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson

If you take care of the things that are dear to God, He will take care of the things that are dear to you. - Howard Taylor

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

Some preachers think only of their sermon; others think only of themselves: the man who wins the soul is the man who aims at it. - Dean Hook

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan

Race only matters to a racist. All lives matter. If you have to put a color on it, then you are a racist. God only created one race - the human race. - Tom Wallace


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