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Hate the sin, love the sinner. - Mahatma Gandhi

There is no sin except stupidity. - Oscar Wilde

Sin is whatever obscures the soul. - Andre Gide

One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

Charity creates a multitude of sins. - Oscar Wilde

Being afraid is the worst sin there is. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

He who praises everybody praises nobody. - Dr. Samuel Johnson

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

Laughter is the smile of God on a troubled world. - Phil Callaway

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. - Bill Maher

A refusal of praise is a desire to be praised twice. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

It is more difficult to praise rightly than to blame. - Thomas Fuller

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

Faith is not something to grasp, it is a state to grow into. - Mohandas Gandhi

If you really want to experience God, go and make disciples. - Francis Chan

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

God doesn't require us to succeed; he only requires that you try. - Mother Teresa

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

There is no conceivable situation in which it is not safe to trust God. - J. Oswald Sanders

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Stewardship is the act of organizing your life so that God can spend you. - Lynn A Miller

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith. - Robert G Ingersoll

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The devil will let a preacher prepare a sermon if it will keep him from preparing himself. - Vance Havner

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. - C S Lewis

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

Don't poets know it better than others? God can't always be everywhere: and, so, invented mothers. - Edwin Arnold

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

It is a matter of whether one wants to get rich or be rich. We can be rich in Christ Jesus or perhaps get rich in Egypt, but we cannot do both. - Vance Havner


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