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Acidic Reaction

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I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

Education, the great mumbo jumbo and fraud of the age. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

Not only education but society as a whole needs deschooling. - Ivan Illich

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

Instruction ends in the schoolroom, but education ends only with life. - Frederick M Robertson

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. - Laurence J Peter

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hope has proven a powerful predictor of outcome in every study we've done so far. - Charles R Snyder

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda

It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemistry. - H L Mencken

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. - Tom Bodett

Bullfighting is the only art in which the artist is in danger of death and in which the degree of brilliance in the performance is left to the fighter's honor. - Ernest Hemingway

I should sooner live in a society governed by the first two thousand names in the Boston telephone directory than in a society governed by the two thousand faculty members of Harvard University. - William F Buckley


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