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One forgives to the degree that one loves. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

Rewards and punishments are the lowest form of education. - Chuang-Tzu

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - Lewis Perelman

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Higher education is booming in the United Sates; the Gross National Mind is mounting along with the Gross National Product. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people. - Dan Quayle

If Moses had gone to Harvard Law School and spent three years working on the Hill, he would have written the Ten Commandments with three exceptions and a saving clause. - Charles Morgan

Rethink training: the best process of learning is on the the job, just-in-time, 'nibble-knowledge' to incrementally transform mindsets and skillsets irrevocably. - Tony Dovale

I used to collect hockey cards. It was like Vegas at my school. You'd go to school with your box of cards, and at recess and lunchtime there were all these games we'd play. - Steve Nash

Until justice is blind to color, until education is unaware of race, until opportunity is unconcerned with the color of men's skins, emancipation will be a proclamation but not a fact. - Lyndon B. Johnson

How we live is so different from how we ought to live that he who studies what ought to be done rather than what is done will learn the way to his downfall rather than to his preservation. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the 'lower animals' (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I find the result humilitating to me. - Mark Twain

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most. - Jay Leno

When Satan tempts a person, it is a solicitation to disobedience. When acted upon, it brings harm. When God tests a person, it is a solicitation to obedience. When acted upon, it brings blessings. - Tony Cooke


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