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Acidic Reaction

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Acidic Reaction thanks to Meryl Auldmehr

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Flirting is conversational chemistry. - Isaac Mizrahi

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

Absolute Zero: The lowest grade you can get on a test - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Learning to do, Doing to learn, Earning to live, Living to Serve. - Unknown

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. - Laurence J Peter

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

The degree of civilization in a society is revealed by entering its prisons. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another. - G K Chesterton

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

The things taught in colleges and schools are not an education, but the means of education. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

This is the first test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him. - William Lyon Phelps

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

The great advantage of the sort of education I had was precisely that it made practically no mark upon those subjected to it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

What's the use you learning to do right when it's troublesome to do right and ain't no trouble to do wrong, and the wages is just the same? - Huckleberry Finn

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam. - George Carlin

Studies of social games, puzzle games, and brain-training games have shown they have little effect on the brain despite often being marketed as improving memory and reaction speeds. - Daphne Bavelier

In school, many of us procrastinate and then successfully cram for tests. We get the grades and degrees we need to get the jobs we want, even if we fail to get a good general education. - Stephen Covey

I should sooner live in a society governed by the first two thousand names in the Boston telephone directory than in a society governed by the two thousand faculty members of Harvard University. - William F Buckley


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