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German Operator Instructions

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Engineering with fabric. - Jean Muir

Life is too short to learn German. - Richard Porson

Just try to restract his attention. - Archie Bunker

Germinate: To become a German citizen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

History is a vast early warning system. - Norman Cousins

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

Architecture begins where engineering ends. - Walter Gropius

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

Beautiful things don't ask for attention. - Steve Conrad

He has the attention span of a lightning bolt. - Robert Redford

If you can't be a good example, be a warning. - Unknown

I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention. - Unknown

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

If you're confused you're not paying attention. - Unknown

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Germany may have recovered a flying saucer as early as 1939. - Jimmy Doolittle

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds. - Albert Einstein

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

No man is lonely while eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention. - Richard Moss

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes. - Antisthenes

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me. - Bette Midler

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches. - Andy Warhol

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. - Catherine Aird

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence. - Robert J. Shiller

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

In solitude we give passionate attention to our lives, to our memories, to the details around us. - Virginia Woolf

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are just tenants on this earth. We have been given a new lease, and a warning from the landlord. - Unknown

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver

Speakers who talk about what life has taught them never fail to keep the attention of their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

There is no such thing as an attention span. People have infinite attention if you are entertaining them. - Jerry Seinfeld

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith


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