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ACHTUNG!

German Operator Instructions

ACHTUNG! thanks to Karen Moore

Nicht Fur Dummkopfen, Gerfingerpoken Und Mittengrabben

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Engineering with fabric. - Jean Muir

Just try to restract his attention. - Archie Bunker

Germinate: To become a German citizen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

German headshrinker named Sigmund Fruit - Archie Bunker

Architecture begins where engineering ends. - Walter Gropius

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

He has the attention span of a lightning bolt. - Robert Redford

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! - The Wizard of Oz

I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention. - Unknown

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

The simple act of paying attention can take you a long way. - Keanu Reeves

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

You couldn't handle me even if I came with instructions. - Unknown

I have an attention span that's as long as it has to be. - Donald Trump

Germany may have recovered a flying saucer as early as 1939. - Jimmy Doolittle

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds. - Albert Einstein

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

No man is lonely while eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention. - Richard Moss

Instructions for living a life: Pay attention. Be astonished. Tell about it. - Mary Oliver

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

45 caliber German Shmowzer - a 38 caliber German Floogle with a telephonic site - Archie Bunker

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me. - Bette Midler

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches. - Andy Warhol

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

The difference between misery and happiness depends on what we do with our attention. - Sharon Salzberg

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. - Catherine Aird

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The German is like a willow. No matter which way you bend him, he will always take root again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence. - Robert J. Shiller

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

In solitude we give passionate attention to our lives, to our memories, to the details around us. - Virginia Woolf

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

There is no such thing as an attention span. People have infinite attention if you are entertaining them. - Jerry Seinfeld

Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again. - James R. Cook

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

Those who are unhappy have no need for anything in this world but people capable of giving them their attention. - Simone Weil

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

The reason we are so pleased to find other people's secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own. - Oscar Wilde

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith


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