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A Foot Of Sun

Another reason why I might not make it to work tomorrow

A Foot Of Sun thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

All sunshine makes a desert. - Arabic Proverb

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Meet the sun every day as if it could cast a ballot. - Henry C Lodge

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames. - Harry Hill

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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