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A Foot Of Sun

Another reason why I might not make it to work tomorrow

A Foot Of Sun thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

We live under the sun, but our destiny is beyond its rising and setting. - David Jeremiah

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves. - James M. Barrie

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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