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A Foot Of Sun

Another reason why I might not make it to work tomorrow

A Foot Of Sun thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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