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A Foot Of Sun

Another reason why I might not make it to work tomorrow

A Foot Of Sun thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

We live under the sun, but our destiny is beyond its rising and setting. - David Jeremiah

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves. - James M. Barrie

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. - Bible

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames. - Harry Hill

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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