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10 Years From Now

Hindsight is no sight

10 Years From Now thanks to Rosalie Becker

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Only you can control your future. - Dr. Seuss

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Your past does not determine your future. - Nido Qubein

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

Your task is not to foresee the future, but to enable it. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The mind that is anxious about future events is miserable. - Seneca

History would be a wonderful thing - if it were only true. - Leo Tolstoy

To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense. - Ambrose Bierce

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

History never looks like history when you are living through it. - John W. Gardner

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided. - Konrad Adenauer

No one has rosier glasses in hindsight than a successful person. - Trevor Hartl

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

With the past, I have nothing to do; nor with the future. I live now. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. - Mark Twain

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies. - Alexis de Tocqueville

There's a good reason why nobody studies history. It just teaches you too much. - Noam Chomsky

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth

But can we, should we, let apprehensions about the future immobilize us in the present? - Arundhati Roy

There has never been a better time in history to be an environmental radiation researcher. - Steven Magee

History never repeats itself. The historians repeat each other. There is a wide difference. - Oscar Wilde

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

That man is prudent who neither hopes nor fears anything from the uncertain events of the future. - Anatole France

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

Real happiness is not of temporary enjoyment, but is so interwoven with the future that it blesses for ever. - James L Basford

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

To live only for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountains that sustain life, not the top. - Robert Pirsig

The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is. - C S Lewis

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

To believe in something not yet proved and to underwrite it with our lives; it is the only way we can leave the future open. - Lillian Smith

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking


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