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10 Years From Now

Hindsight is no sight

10 Years From Now thanks to Rosalie Becker

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Most of our future lies ahead. - Denny Crum

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

The future ain't what it used to be. - Yogi Berra

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Your past does not determine your future. - Nido Qubein

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

Revolutions are the locomotives of history. - Karl Marx

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Never let a small setback ruin your future. - Unknown

The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it. - Oscar Wilde

History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes. - Will Rogers

He that fears not the future may enjoy the present. - Thomas Fuller

The main thing is to make history, not to write it. - Otto von Bismarck

There is no future for a people who deny their past. - Adam Clayton Powell Jr.

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future. - Oscar Wilde

The future belongs to those who prepare for it today. - Malcolm X

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg W F Hegel

A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

I am glad I will not be young in a future without wilderness. - Aldo Leopold

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. - Martin H. Fischer

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present. - Albert Camus

With the past, I have nothing to do; nor with the future. I live now. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay. - Simone de Beauvoir

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

There's a good reason why nobody studies history. It just teaches you too much. - Noam Chomsky

History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. - Kurt Vonnegut

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind of the present moment. - Buddha

We live in a world where amnesia is the most wished-for state. When did history become a bad word? - John Guare

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is. - C S Lewis

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

In retrospect, all these exercises in self-gratification seem pure fantasy, what Pascal called 'licking the earth.' - Malcolm Muggeridge

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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