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I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Normal day, let me be aware of the treasure you are. - Mary Jean Irion

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

A bad job with a good boss is better than a good job with a bad boss. - Unknown

God's work, done in God's way, will never lack God's supply. - J Hudson Taylor

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

A professional is someone who does his best work when he doesn't feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

Liberalism is resurgent. One reason is that more and more people are so painfully aware of the alternative. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky


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