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Work Awareness

Avoiding the 'Weekly Overload Recreational Killer' virus

Work Awareness thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

If you are prepared, you will be confident, and will do the job. - Tom Landry

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Steve Jobs changed my life. He also changed the life of every designer. - Yves Behar

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. - Oscar Wilde

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, serenely, divinely aware. - Henry Miller

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Executives owe it to the organization and to their fellow workers not to tolerate nonperforming individuals in important jobs. - Peter F Drucker

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson


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