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Work Awareness

Avoiding the 'Weekly Overload Recreational Killer' virus

Work Awareness thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

My uncle is in trouble with his union. They caught him working on the job. - Joey Adams

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu


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