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Work Awareness

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Work Awareness thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. - Oscar Wilde

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get. - Jack Nicholson

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

The closest I ever came to perfection was when I filled out a job application. - Phil Callaway

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

You can retire from a job, but don't ever retire from making extremely meaningful contributions in life. - Stephen Covey

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Executives owe it to the organization and to their fellow workers not to tolerate nonperforming individuals in important jobs. - Peter F Drucker

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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