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Work Awareness

Avoiding the 'Weekly Overload Recreational Killer' virus

Work Awareness thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

God's work, done in God's way, will never lack God's supply. - J Hudson Taylor

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

There is nothing more inspiring than having a mind unfold before you. Let people teach who have a calling. It is never just a job. - Abraham Kaplan

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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