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Celebrity power cords

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Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

It is better to be faithful than famous. - Theodore Roosevelt

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

There is no preparation for sudden celebrity. - Scarlett Johannson

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

I love being famous - it's almost like being white. - Chris Rock

I am old enough to know that a red carpet is just a rug. - Al Gore

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

I've always been famous, it's just no one knew it yet. - Lady Gaga

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

If you have to explain to someone you're famous, then you're technically not that famous. - David Spade

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi


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