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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

Finland: A place where many sharks live - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Caution is not cowardice; even the ants march armed. - Uganda

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

A life of unremitting caution, without the carefree - or even, occasionally, the careless - may turn out to be half a life. - Anna Quindlen

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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