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Wet Floor Caution

Janitor humour at the Toronto aquarium

Wet Floor Caution thanks to Keith Blake

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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Finland: A place where many sharks live - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

I have learned to use the word impossible with the greatest caution. - Wernher von Braun

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

A life of unremitting caution, without the carefree - or even, occasionally, the careless - may turn out to be half a life. - Anna Quindlen

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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