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Weakest Part thanks to Jim Serritella

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Human nature is weak. - Anthony Fauci

Force: The weapon of the weak. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle

Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown

A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak. - Cicero

Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak. - Sun Tzu

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

Revenge is always the weak pleasure of a little and narrow mind. - Juvenal

Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact. - Ambrose Bierce

In critical moments even the very powerful have need of the weakest. - Aesop

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. - Mahatma Gandhi

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants. - Anthony Hopkins

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who establishes his arguments by noise and command shows that his reason is weak. - Michel de Montaigne

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

The capitalist chain is again threatening to break at the weakest link. Spain is next in order. - Leon Trotsky

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. - Unknown

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong. - Leo Rosten

Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful. - Samuel Johnson

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

All God's giants have been weak men who did great things for God, because they reckoned on God's being with them. - J. Hudson Taylor

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman


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