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My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse. - Augustine

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

Don't judge someone just because they sin differently than you. - Unknown

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

The wisest man is the silent one. Examine his actions. Judge him by them. - Karen M Moning

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is. - Roy M. Cohn

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

Do not mind anything that anyone tells you about anyone else. Judge everyone and everything for yourself. - Henry James

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein


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