Water Judge

Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

The wisest man is the silent one. Examine his actions. Judge him by them. - Karen M Moning

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day. - Unknown

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

A judge who likes every outcome he reaches is very likely a bad judge, stretching for results he prefers rather than those the law demands. - Neil Gorsuch

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen

Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez