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Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't judge folks by their relatives. - Unknown

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse. - Augustine

A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect. - Unknown

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

Don't judge me by my past. I don't live there anymore. - Unknown

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

I don't judge success by what I once did, but by what I keep doing. - Johnny Kelley

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend


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