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Unknown Artist

Custodian's leftover paint becomes school masterpiece

Unknown Artist thanks to Keith Blake

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision. - James M Whistler

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

I don't want people who want to dance; I want people who have to dance. - George Balanchine

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas


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