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All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest. - George Carlin

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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