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Twins' First Piano Lesson

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Twins' First Piano Lesson thanks to joe-kster

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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry


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