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I would have made a good Pope. - Richard M Nixon

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Liberty is the right to silence. - Unknown

Liberty, once lost, is lost forever. - John Adams

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Feudalism: It's your Count that votes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A penny saved is a Congressional oversight. - Hal Luyah

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

Commitments the voters don’t know about can't hurt you. - Ogden Nash

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. - H L Mencken

A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. - H L Mencken

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey


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