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Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

Liberty is never being too sure you're right. - Learned Hand

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

A diplomat is a man who thinks twice before he says nothing. - Unknown

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

I have great respect for the Pope. I like the Pope. I actually like him. - Donald Trump

Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

In a democracy the majority has every right to act as stupid as the minority. - Frank Dane

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. - George Bernard Shaw

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

To acquire immunity to eloquence is of the utmost importance to the citizens of a democracy. - Bertrand Russell

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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