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Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler


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