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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

You can't wait to buy a parachute when you need one. - Unknown

If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving. - Henny Youngman

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

There's a lot of skeletons in my closet, but I know what they're wearing. I'm not gonna act all ashamed of it. - Naomi Watts

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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