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Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze


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