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Tiny Little Bladder

What inspires you to get out of bed?

Tiny Little Bladder thanks to Chris Kane

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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde

One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

Old age takes away what we've inherited and gives us what we've earned. - Gerald Brenan

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete. - C S Lewis

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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