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What inspires you to get out of bed?

Tiny Little Bladder thanks to Chris Kane

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Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman


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