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Tiny Little Bladder

What inspires you to get out of bed?

Tiny Little Bladder thanks to Chris Kane

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Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Old age is the verdict of life. - Amelia E Barr

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. - Oscar Wilde

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

Old age takes away what we've inherited and gives us what we've earned. - Gerald Brenan

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. - Stephen Fry

W.C. Fields has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled. - Gene Fowler

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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