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Tiny Little Bladder

What inspires you to get out of bed?

Tiny Little Bladder thanks to Chris Kane

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder. - John Scalzi

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato


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