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Tiny Little Bladder

What inspires you to get out of bed?

Tiny Little Bladder thanks to Chris Kane

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Old age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir

Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde

Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier

One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

One should never make one's debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give interest to one's old age. - Oscar Wilde

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato


Perception

Jeopardy Measuring Cup

All We Have To Do Is Stand Up

Vacuum Extender

BrownEes

Chinese Puzzle Car

Always Give 100% At Work

Ancient Politician

My Toaster Is Broken

Shining Stars

Tunnel Face

The Bugs Are Bad This Year

Dog Spa

Ostrich Imprint

Local Crabs

World's First Hard Hat

Bird Melons

Bag Hang-Up

LippoPotumus

Haircut For Staff Meetings

Wolf Mode

Undertaker Bike

Throwaway Sport Paper

Pacman Skeleton