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Tiny Little Bladder

What inspires you to get out of bed?

Tiny Little Bladder thanks to Chris Kane

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Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. - Stephen Fry

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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