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Are You 3 of the Seven Dwarfs?

Time Of Day thanks to Chris Kane

Seven Dwarfs in the 1937 animated Disney film: Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, Dopey, Doc

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If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy

Three happy words: Paid in Full - Joe-kster

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A policeman's lot is not a happy one. - W S Gilbert

Whoever is happy will make others happy too. - Anne Frank

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Where talent is a dwarf, self-esteem is a giant. - Jean Petit-Senn

When you are happy you can forgive a great deal. - Princess Diana

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

The happy people are those who are producing something. - William Ralph Inge

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown

Most of us are just about as happy as we make up our minds to be. - William Adams

Happiness is a by-product of an effort to make someone else happy. - Gretta B Palmer

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

Be so happy that, when other people look at you, they become happy too. - Unknown

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. - Cynthia Nelms

Man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible. - St. Augustine

There is someone out there that is more than happy with less than what you have. - Unknown

The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself. - Marcel Proust

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

Love is what happens when two hearts find their happy place right beside each other. - Unknown

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

The happiest people seem to be those who have no particular cause for being happy except that they are so. - William R Inge

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. - Marcel Proust

May you be filled with loving kindness. May you be well. May you be peaceful and at ease. May you be happy. - Unknown

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

The habit of being happy enables one to be freed, or largely freed, from the domination of outward conditions. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown

All men have the same dose of happiness. I would have been no less happy as Monsieur Bonaparte than as the Emperor Napoleon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

Daily, constantly, we choose by our desires, our thoughts, and our actions whether we want to be blessed or cursed, happy or miserable. - Ezra T Benson

To be happy, you must fancy that everything you have is a gift, and you the chosen, though you worked your tail off for every bit of it. - Robert Brault

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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