Time Of Day

Three happy words: Paid in Full - Joe-kster

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

In actual life I am a grumpy old bag. - Dawn French

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Where talent is a dwarf, self-esteem is a giant. - Jean Petit-Senn

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others. - Albert Camus

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

We are no longer happy, so soon as we wish to be happier. - Walter Savage Landor

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

There is no duty so much underrated as the duty of being happy. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers? - Unknown

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. - Eric Hoffer

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

It's better to be a dwarf amongst the giants, than a giant among the dwarfs. - Likh Hoon

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. - Unknown

If you're not failing now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe. - Woody Allen

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho. - Unknown

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

Among giants, try and be a dwarf; among dwarfs, try and be a giant; but among equals, try and be an equal. - Stanislaw Lee

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

May you be filled with loving kindness. May you be well. May you be peaceful and at ease. May you be happy. - Unknown

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale