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Are You 3 of the Seven Dwarfs?

Time Of Day thanks to Chris Kane

Seven Dwarfs in the 1937 animated Disney film: Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, Dopey, Doc

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Cunning is the dwarf of wisdom. - William Alger

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

Happy people plan actions, they don't plan results. - Dennis Waitley

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

You can't be happy unless you're unhappy sometimes. - Lauren Oliver

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

There is no duty so much underrated as the duty of being happy. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

This dwarf still observes the world from his own self-imposed height. - Dejan Stojanovic

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

Be so happy that, when other people look at you, they become happy too. - Unknown

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things. - Albert Einstein

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. - Groucho Marx

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. - Guillaume Apollinaire

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

It's important to make someone happy, and it's important to start with yourself. - Unknown

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

A dwarf who brings a standard along with him to measure his own size is a dwarf in more articles than one. - Laurence Stern

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

To be happy, you must fancy that everything you have is a gift, and you the chosen, though you worked your tail off for every bit of it. - Robert Brault

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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