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Are You 3 of the Seven Dwarfs?

Time Of Day thanks to Chris Kane

Seven Dwarfs in the 1937 animated Disney film: Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, Dopey, Doc

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If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy

X: The signature of a happy man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be happy, and a reason will come along. - Robert Brault

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Whoever is happy will make others happy too. - Anne Frank

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Where talent is a dwarf, self-esteem is a giant. - Jean Petit-Senn

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

We are no longer happy, so soon as we wish to be happier. - Walter Savage Landor

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

All of our technology is completely unnecessary to a happy life. - Tom Hodgkinson

I don't sing because I'm happy; I'm happy because I sing. - William James

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible. - St. Augustine

There is someone out there that is more than happy with less than what you have. - Unknown

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

It's important to make someone happy, and it's important to start with yourself. - Unknown

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same. - Anne Frank

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

How simple it is to see that we can only be happy now, and there will never be a time when it is not now. - Gerald Jampolsky

A dwarf who brings a standard along with him to measure his own size is a dwarf in more articles than one. - Laurence Stern

Among giants, try and be a dwarf; among dwarfs, try and be a giant; but among equals, try and be an equal. - Stanislaw Lee

The happiest people seem to be those who have no particular cause for being happy except that they are so. - William R Inge

May you be filled with loving kindness. May you be well. May you be peaceful and at ease. May you be happy. - Unknown

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness. - Julia Roberts

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhappiness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy? - Leslie Caron

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Happiness cannot be attained by wanting to be happy - it must come as the unintended consequence of working for a goal greater than oneself. - Victor Frankl

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

I'm so profoundly happy! Happiness like this is frightening. They only let you be this happy if they're preparing to take something from you. - Sofia Akrami


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