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If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

Be happy with what you have. Be excited about what you want. - Alan Cohen

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown

Happiness is a by-product of an effort to make someone else happy. - Gretta B Palmer

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

I don't sing because I'm happy; I'm happy because I sing. - William James

Be so happy that, when other people look at you, they become happy too. - Unknown

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you. - David Burns

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

It's better to be a dwarf amongst the giants, than a giant among the dwarfs. - Likh Hoon

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. - Ellen Degeneres

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

We are happy when for everything inside us there is a corresponding something outside us. - William Butler Yeats

Silence is the perfectest herald of joy. I were but little happy if I could say how much. - William Shakespeare

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny. - Rick Wakeman

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

I shall take the heart, for brains do not make one happy, and happiness is the best thing in the world. - Tin Man

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

How simple it is to see that we can only be happy now, and there will never be a time when it is not now. - Gerald Jampolsky

Among giants, try and be a dwarf; among dwarfs, try and be a giant; but among equals, try and be an equal. - Stanislaw Lee

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. - George Carlin

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale