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Are You 3 of the Seven Dwarfs?

Time Of Day thanks to Chris Kane

Seven Dwarfs in the 1937 animated Disney film: Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, Dopey, Doc

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At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

In actual life I am a grumpy old bag. - Dawn French

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life. - Omar Khayyam

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

Marathon Runner: A person who is happy to be over the hill - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. - Earl Wilson

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

All of our technology is completely unnecessary to a happy life. - Tom Hodgkinson

Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself. - Marcel Proust

It's better to be a dwarf amongst the giants, than a giant among the dwarfs. - Likh Hoon

It's not happy people who are thankful. It is thankful people who are happy. - Unknown

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny. - Rick Wakeman

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

The happiest people seem to be those who have no particular cause for being happy except that they are so. - William R Inge

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. - Marcel Proust

The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

The habit of being happy enables one to be freed, or largely freed, from the domination of outward conditions. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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