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Are You 3 of the Seven Dwarfs?

Time Of Day thanks to Chris Kane

Seven Dwarfs in the 1937 animated Disney film: Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, Dopey, Doc

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Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Where talent is a dwarf, self-esteem is a giant. - Jean Petit-Senn

Happy people plan actions, they don't plan results. - Dennis Waitley

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

I have only two kinds of days: happy and hysterically happy. - Allen J Lefferdink

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

There is no duty so much underrated as the duty of being happy. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown

Happiness is a by-product of an effort to make someone else happy. - Gretta B Palmer

Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Be so happy that, when other people look at you, they become happy too. - Unknown

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. - Cynthia Nelms

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself. - Marcel Proust

It's not happy people who are thankful. It is thankful people who are happy. - Unknown

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

If you want to build a happy life, you have to give careful thought to the foundations. - Unknown

People who live in difficult circumstances need to know that happy endings are possible. - Sonia Sotomayor

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of every day. - Unknown

Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

I shall take the heart, for brains do not make one happy, and happiness is the best thing in the world. - Tin Man

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

The happiest people seem to be those who have no particular cause for being happy except that they are so. - William R Inge

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things. - Ann Brashares

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhappiness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy? - Leslie Caron

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

I'm so profoundly happy! Happiness like this is frightening. They only let you be this happy if they're preparing to take something from you. - Sofia Akrami


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