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If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

Be happy, and a reason will come along. - Robert Brault

You do not find the happy life. You make it. - Camilla R Kimball

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life. - Omar Khayyam

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending. - Unknown

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

Marathon Runner: A person who is happy to be over the hill - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

You can't be happy unless you're unhappy sometimes. - Lauren Oliver

I have only two kinds of days: happy and hysterically happy. - Allen J Lefferdink

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers? - Unknown

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't sing because I'm happy; I'm happy because I sing. - William James

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

There is someone out there that is more than happy with less than what you have. - Unknown

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow to do it. - Artemus Ward

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

If you want to build a happy life, you have to give careful thought to the foundations. - Unknown

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho. - Unknown

There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny. - Rick Wakeman

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

How simple it is to see that we can only be happy now, and there will never be a time when it is not now. - Gerald Jampolsky

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

I refused to go on 'Grumpy Old Men.' I said, 'If I go on, I will be grumpy about grumpy old men.' - Stephen Fry

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness. - Julia Roberts

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. - George Carlin

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things. - Ann Brashares

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix