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Tick, Tick Good Buddy

Henry - I'll see you next at a Backgammon game in The Promised Land

Tick, Tick Good Buddy thanks to Elenore Archibald

Henry Archibald, Castlegar, B.C. passed away on March 22, 2019 at the age of 80 after a battle with cancer - a very close friend of the Joe-kster from Cranbrook days

Tick, Tick Good Buddy thanks to Elenore Archibald

Henry loved to work on 4,000 and 5,000 piece jigsaw puzzles

Tick, Tick Good Buddy thanks to Elenore Archibald

Young Henry cleaning his car in a creek

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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity. - Charles C. Colton

To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship. - Sallust

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Those who cannot give friendship will rarely receive it, and never hold it. - Dagobert D. Runes

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields


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