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Tick, Tick Good Buddy

Henry - I'll see you next at a Backgammon game in The Promised Land

Tick, Tick Good Buddy thanks to Elenore Archibald

Henry Archibald, Castlegar, B.C. passed away on March 22, 2019 at the age of 80 after a battle with cancer - a very close friend of the Joe-kster from Cranbrook days

Tick, Tick Good Buddy thanks to Elenore Archibald

Henry loved to work on 4,000 and 5,000 piece jigsaw puzzles

Tick, Tick Good Buddy thanks to Elenore Archibald

Young Henry cleaning his car in a creek

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There is flattery in friendship. - William Shakespeare

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

He makes no friend who never made a foe. - Alfred Tennyson

Palate: What a cannibal did to his friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Silence is a true friend who never betrays. - Confucius

May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. - Irish Blessing

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

If you pity rogues you are no great friend to honest men. - Thomas Fuller

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

Friendship needs no words - it is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness. - Dag Hammarskjold

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

You must act in your friend's interest whether it pleases him or not; the object of love is to serve, not to win. - Woodrow Wilson

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

We live, in fact, in a world starved for solitude, silence, and private: and therefore starved for meditation and true friendship. - C S Lewis

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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