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Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Friendship redoubleth joys, and cutteth griefs in half. - Francis Bacon

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

If you pity rogues you are no great friend to honest men. - Thomas Fuller

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never. - Charles C Colton

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

To give counsel as well as to take it is a feature of true friendship. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte