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Tick, Tick Good Buddy

Henry - I'll see you next at a Backgammon game in The Promised Land

Tick, Tick Good Buddy thanks to Elenore Archibald

Henry Archibald, Castlegar, B.C. passed away on March 22, 2019 at the age of 80 after a battle with cancer - a very close friend of the Joe-kster from Cranbrook days

Tick, Tick Good Buddy thanks to Elenore Archibald

Henry loved to work on 4,000 and 5,000 piece jigsaw puzzles

Tick, Tick Good Buddy thanks to Elenore Archibald

Young Henry cleaning his car in a creek

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Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Friendship redoubleth joys, and cutteth griefs in half. - Francis Bacon

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

If you pity rogues you are no great friend to honest men. - Thomas Fuller

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never. - Charles C Colton

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

To give counsel as well as to take it is a feature of true friendship. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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