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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

The greedy man stores all but friendship. - Irish Proverb

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

An open enemy is better than a false friend. - Greek Proverb

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. - Casablanca

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship. - Thomas Aquinas

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

Loyalty and friendship created all the wealth that I've ever thought I'd have. - Ernie Banks

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

We live, in fact, in a world starved for solitude, silence, and private: and therefore starved for meditation and true friendship. - C S Lewis

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou