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Tick, Tick Good Buddy

Henry - I'll see you next at a Backgammon game in The Promised Land

Tick, Tick Good Buddy thanks to Elenore Archibald

Henry Archibald, Castlegar, B.C. passed away on March 22, 2019 at the age of 80 after a battle with cancer - a very close friend of the Joe-kster from Cranbrook days

Tick, Tick Good Buddy thanks to Elenore Archibald

Henry loved to work on 4,000 and 5,000 piece jigsaw puzzles

Tick, Tick Good Buddy thanks to Elenore Archibald

Young Henry cleaning his car in a creek

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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

The greedy man stores all but friendship. - Irish Proverb

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

An open enemy is better than a false friend. - Greek Proverb

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. - Casablanca

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship. - Thomas Aquinas

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

Loyalty and friendship created all the wealth that I've ever thought I'd have. - Ernie Banks

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

We live, in fact, in a world starved for solitude, silence, and private: and therefore starved for meditation and true friendship. - C S Lewis

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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