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Tick, Tick Good Buddy

Henry - I'll see you next at a Backgammon game in The Promised Land

Tick, Tick Good Buddy thanks to Elenore Archibald

Henry Archibald, Castlegar, B.C. passed away on March 22, 2019 at the age of 80 after a battle with cancer - a very close friend of the Joe-kster from Cranbrook days

Tick, Tick Good Buddy thanks to Elenore Archibald

Henry loved to work on 4,000 and 5,000 piece jigsaw puzzles

Tick, Tick Good Buddy thanks to Elenore Archibald

Young Henry cleaning his car in a creek

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Friendship? Yes, please. - Charles Dickens

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. - Casablanca

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship. - Sallust

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules;
The fate of all mankind I see is in the hand of fools. - King Crimson

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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