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Tick, Tick Good Buddy

Henry - I'll see you next at a Backgammon game in The Promised Land

Tick, Tick Good Buddy thanks to Elenore Archibald

Henry Archibald, Castlegar, B.C. passed away on March 22, 2019 at the age of 80 after a battle with cancer - a very close friend of the Joe-kster from Cranbrook days

Tick, Tick Good Buddy thanks to Elenore Archibald

Henry loved to work on 4,000 and 5,000 piece jigsaw puzzles

Tick, Tick Good Buddy thanks to Elenore Archibald

Young Henry cleaning his car in a creek

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Friendship multiplies the good of life and divides the evil. - Baltasar Gracian

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never. - Charles C Colton

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Lately all my friends are worried they're turning into their fathers. I'm worried I'm not. - Dan Zevin

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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