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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

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Focus: What Canadian politicians lack. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Mournful and yet grand is the destiny of the artist. - Franz Liszt

Can't act. Can sing. Balding. Can dance a little. - MGM Executive

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence. Ya know, "Fourscore and 7 years ago." - Archie Bunker

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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