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All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

File Clerk: One skilled in the art of concealment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. - Jorge Luis Borges

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence. Ya know, "Fourscore and 7 years ago." - Archie Bunker

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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