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Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

Write injuries in sand, kindness in marble. - French Proverb

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Ampersand: Sand you won't find at a beach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote. - William E. Simon

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

It is a win-win for the American people, an idea no conventional politician would have the guts to put forward. - Donald Trump

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran


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