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All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be. - Evelyn Waugh

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

Calculating how much carbon is absorbed by which forests and farms is a tricky task, especially when politicians do it. - Donella Meadows

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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