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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Mournful and yet grand is the destiny of the artist. - Franz Liszt

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

The role of the artist today is to defend feeling against the machine. - Marty Rubin

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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