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Texas Sandfest Winning Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Write injuries in sand, kindness in marble. - French Proverb

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought. - Simon Cameron

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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