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Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Either dance well or quit the ballroom. - Greek Proverb

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

The dance: a minimum of explanation, a minimum of anecdotes, and a maximum of sensations. - Maurice Bejart

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

We ought to dance with rapture that we might be alive... and part of the living, incarnate cosmos. - D.H. Lawrence

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Economies of scale are a good thing. If we didn't have them, we'd still be living in tents and eating buffalo. - Jamie Dimon

I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive. - Steve Martin

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell


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