Tent Pole Dancing

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Either dance well or quit the ballroom. - Greek Proverb

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

Too long they've been gettin' the short end of the totem pole. - Archie Bunker

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

I don't want people who want to dance; I want people who have to dance. - George Balanchine

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

Master Kenobi, you disappoint me. Yoda holds you in such high esteem. Surely you can do better! - Count Dooku

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

Economies of scale are a good thing. If we didn't have them, we'd still be living in tents and eating buffalo. - Jamie Dimon

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe