Tax Rack

My own tax expert, H & R Crock. - Archie Bunker

No taxation without regimentation. - Archie Bunker

Taxation without representation is tyranny. - James Otis

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. - Douglas Adams

The power to tax involves the power to destroy. - John Marshall

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

In the future they'll be taxing you by the atom. - Tony Follari

Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax. - Charles Kettering

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is a tax reform. - Russell B Long

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill