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Focus: What Canadian politicians lack. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The current tax code is a daily mugging. - Ronald Reagan

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

I'm very strongly against tax increases. - Donald Trump

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

In the future they'll be taxing you by the atom. - Tony Follari

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged. - Roger Jones

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? - Milton Berle

There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is a tax reform. - Russell B Long

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas


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