QuotaBillsMiss Piggy is a boar. - Ed Lucaire
Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hogwash: Pig's laundry. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown
He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin
Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright
Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown
Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley
You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker
Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde
Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde
You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin
Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler
Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout
To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry. - K J Parker
Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein
Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce
Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez
Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant
I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan
Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton
A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be. - Fred Bear
Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway