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Taking The Bait

Getting hooked on shark fishing

Taking The Bait thanks to Barry McCartney

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I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

Finland: A place where many sharks live - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rebate: Putting another worm on the hook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

We've got a name for sushi in Georgia... bait. - Blake Clark

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

For every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson

Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd


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