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Taco Bell Secret Seasoning

At least he cleaned his hands beforehand...

Taco Bell Secret Seasoning thanks to Colin Campbell

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Rest is the sauce of labor. - Plutarch

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

The secret of success is sincerity. - Jean Giraudoux

Keep no secrets of thyself from thyself. - Greek Proverb

The secret of praying is praying in secret. - Leonard Ravenhill

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. - Ben Franklin

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

You smiled at the stars like they knew all your secrets. - Unknown

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

Sour Kraut: Unhappy with the fare in the Berlin restaurant - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law. - Moses Crowell

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself. - W Somerset Maugham

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

It is wonderful how well men can keep secrets they have not been told. - Winston Churchill

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't. - Unknown

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth

Many a secret that cannot be pried out by curiosity can be drawn out by indifference. - Sydney J. Harris

I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows. - Unknown

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Trust him not with your secrets, who, when left alone in your room, turns over your papers. - Johann K Lavater

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran


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