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Taco Bell Secret Seasoning

At least he cleaned his hands beforehand...

Taco Bell Secret Seasoning thanks to Colin Campbell

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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

He is my secret. My beautiful little secret. - Unknown

The secret to having it all is loving it all. - Joyce Brothers

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. - Ben Franklin

The secret of being tiresome is to tell everything. - Voltaire

Believing in yourself is the first secret to success. - Unknown

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law. - Moses Crowell

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D Rockefeller

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

If you want to keep a secret you must also hide it from yourself. - George Orwell

The secret to true happiness is low expectations and insensitivity. - Olivia Goldsmith

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Your secrets are safe with me because, chances are, I wasn't even listening. - Bill Murray

The secret of happiness is not doing what one likes, but liking what one has to do. - James M. Burrie

More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth

I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows. - Unknown

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. - Paul Hogan

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of every day. - Unknown

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what it is one's destiny to do, and then do it. - Henry Ford

The chief pleasure in eating does not consist in costly seasoning, or exquisite flavor, but in yourself. - Horace

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell


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