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Taco Bell Secret Seasoning

At least he cleaned his hands beforehand...

Taco Bell Secret Seasoning thanks to Colin Campbell

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The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Things forbidden have a secret charm. - Tacitus

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The secret of getting things done is to act! - Dante Alighieri

He is my secret. My beautiful little secret. - Unknown

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. - Ben Franklin

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The secret of being tiresome is to tell everything. - Voltaire

So dark, so deep,
The secrets that you keep... - Unknown

I often quote myself, it adds spice to my conversation. - George Bernard Shaw

The secret of happiness is to find a congenial monotony. - V S Pritchett

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer. - Rob Cordry

Sour Kraut: Unhappy with the fare in the Berlin restaurant - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law. - Moses Crowell

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

It is wonderful how well men can keep secrets they have not been told. - Winston Churchill

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

Roses are red, Pizza sauce is too, I ordered a large, and None of it is for you. - Unknown

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

I'm so optimistic, I'd go after Moby Dick in a rowboat and take the tartar sauce with me. - Zig Ziglar

The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of every day. - Unknown

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

Secrets, silent, stony sit in the dark palaces of both our hearts: secrets weary of their tyranny: tyrants willing to be dethroned. - James Joyce

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver


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