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Taco Bell Secret Seasoning

At least he cleaned his hands beforehand...

Taco Bell Secret Seasoning thanks to Colin Campbell

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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

He is my secret. My beautiful little secret. - Unknown

The secret to having it all is loving it all. - Joyce Brothers

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. - Ben Franklin

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. - Voltaire

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

The secret of being tiresome is to tell everything. - Voltaire

So dark, so deep,
The secrets that you keep... - Unknown

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

No one gossips about other people's secret virtues. - Bertrand Russell

The secret of happiness is to find a congenial monotony. - V S Pritchett

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself. - W Somerset Maugham

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows. - Unknown

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

With a secret like that, at some point the secret itself becomes irrelevant. The fact that you kept it does not. - Sara Gruen

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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