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Sweet Helmet

Percs of being a fire department volunteer in Germany

Sweet Helmet thanks to Keith Blake

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Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul. - Bible

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen. - Jerome A Jerome

Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter. - John Keats

That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet. - Emily Dickinson

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

Opposition may become sweet to a man when he has christened it persecution. - George Eliot

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Sweet words are like honey, a little may refresh, but too much gluts the stomach. - Anne Bradstreet

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

Success is sweet and sweeter if long delayed and gotten through many struggles and defeats. - Amos B Alcott

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Hope is sweet-minded and sweet-eyed. It draws pictures; it weaves fancies; it fills the future with delight. - Henry Ward Beecher

Absence destroys small passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes tapers and kindles fires. - Unknown

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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