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Sweet Helmet

Percs of being a fire department volunteer in Germany

Sweet Helmet thanks to Keith Blake

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Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

Revenge is sweet and not fattening. - Alfred Hitchcock

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter. - John Keats

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet. - Emily Dickinson

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

It frightens me, the awful truth, of how sweet life can be. - Bob Dylan

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

I know too well the poison and the sting of things too sweet. - Adelaide Proctor

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

Accept the fact that we have to treat almost anybody as a volunteer. - Peter F Drucker

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended. - Cher

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

Sweet words are like honey, a little may refresh, but too much gluts the stomach. - Anne Bradstreet

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

I'm tired of praise; and love is very sweet, when it is simple and sincere like this. - Louisa May Alcott

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Absence destroys small passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes tapers and kindles fires. - Unknown

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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