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Sweet Helmet

Percs of being a fire department volunteer in Germany

Sweet Helmet thanks to Keith Blake

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Sweet is a grief well ended. - Aeschylus

Partying is such sweet sorrow. - Robert Byrne

Blazer: A jacket that is on fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Revenge is sweet and not fattening. - Alfred Hitchcock

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen. - Jerome A Jerome

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

I set myself on fire, and the people come to see me burn. - John Wesley

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

Accept the fact that we have to treat almost anybody as a volunteer. - Peter F Drucker

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

I'm tired of praise; and love is very sweet, when it is simple and sincere like this. - Louisa May Alcott

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

Success is sweet and sweeter if long delayed and gotten through many struggles and defeats. - Amos B Alcott

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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