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Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

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The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Necessity is often the spur to genius. - Honoré de Balzac

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

I have nothing to declare except my genius. - Oscar Wilde

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

Life is a dance. Mindfulness is witnessing that dance. - Amit Ray

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense. - Josh Billings

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

There was never a great genius without a tincture of madness. - Aristotle

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

Genius is the ability to put into effect what is in your mind. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. - Oscar Wilde

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer


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