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Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

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All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Mediocrity can talk; but it is for genius to observe. - Benjamin Disraeli

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense. - Josh Billings

Genius is the ability to put into effect what is in your mind. - F Scott Fitzgerald

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

Sometimes I think I am a genius. Then I realize I’ve already seen this episode of Jeopardy. - Unknown

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

Because I'm an artist, I can't ever consider myself a nihilist, so I suppose I'm optimistic. - Marilyn Manson

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein


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