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Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

There's a genius in all of us. - Albert Einstein

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead. - Robert Lynd

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

It is the essence of genius to make use of the simplest ideas. - Unknown

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - L. Ron Hubbard

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone


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Small Bills

Denmark Traffic Signals

Nail Polish Lookalilikes

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Redneck Phone

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Bread Board

Snaccident

Mini Bar

Frisbee Stopper

Redneck Sushi

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Downchuck

Border Agent Alert

Cadillac Clearance

Leading By Example

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