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Storytime Ending

That's not my job!

Storytime Ending thanks to Keith Blake

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Stories are just data with a soul. - Brene Brown

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

The human species thinks in metaphors and learns through stories. - Mary C Bateson

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

This is not a story of donors being mean. This is a story of a failed system. - Paul Harvey

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

A good story is at its best when the line between truth and fiction remains ambiguous. - Leicester Hemingway

People think that stories are shaped by people. In fact it's the other way around. - Terry Pratchett

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest. - C S Lewis

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

You can't be a good storyteller without a good story, yet how something is communicated is often as important as that which is being communicated. - David Paull


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