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Storytime Ending

That's not my job!

Storytime Ending thanks to Keith Blake

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The story of Noah and the whale. - Archie Bunker

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

Lying in bed dreaming never got the work done. - Amish Saying

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Flight Schedule: An entertaining work of paperback fiction - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done. - James Ling

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

This is not a story of donors being mean. This is a story of a failed system. - Paul Harvey

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

We all live in suspense, from day to day, from hour to hour; in other words, we are the hero of our own story. - Mary McCarthy

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie


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