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Storytime Ending

That's not my job!

Storytime Ending thanks to Keith Blake

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He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

I find that most people know what a story is until they sit down to write one. - Flannery O'Connor

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

If someone's not attacking you that means you're not doing your job effectively. - Sean Hannity

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form. - Stanley Randall

Story is the vehicle we use to make sense of our lives in a world that often defies logic. - Jim Trelease

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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