#1 humor site on the 'net

Storytime Ending

That's not my job!

Storytime Ending thanks to Keith Blake

QuotaBills
Stories are just data with a soul. - Brene Brown

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Blood: The ink of our life's story - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

In the end, we'll all become stories. - Margaret Atwood

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

Streaker: Someone who is unsuited for work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Every member must work or quit. No honorary members. - Charles Finney

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen. - Unknown

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Leaders lead by telling stories that give others permission to lead, not follow. - Michael Margolis

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Stories create community, enable us to see through the eyes of other people, and open us to the claims of others. - Peter Forbes

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you. - Ernest Hemingway

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

There is nothing more inspiring than having a mind unfold before you. Let people teach who have a calling. It is never just a job. - Abraham Kaplan

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

If a story is not about the hearer he will not listen. And here I made a rule - a great and interesting story is about everyone or it will not last. - John Steinbeck

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


Sled Dog

Hog Hunter

Magic Puppies

Log Sticks

Tree Face

Camper Tank

Shipley Donut Pants

Distressing Artwork

Child's Motorcycle Helmet

Montana Mountain Bike

Sealtastic

Bland Entrance

Cruising Advice

Cat Dugout

Open Drive Through

Secret Revealed

Tired Flagpole

Bent Car Sculpture

Cow Jacket

Thanks For Noticing

Overflow Truck Garden

Beach Sign Training

Encouraging Seal

GMC Pool