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Storytime Ending

That's not my job!

Storytime Ending thanks to Keith Blake

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So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

A career is a job that has gone on too long. - Jeff MacNelly

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

All work and no plagiarism makes for dull sermons. - Henry Ward Beecher

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Part of telling a new story has to be telling it in new ways. - Josh Stearns

Failure and setbacks are ingredients for a great success story. - Unknown

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Whatever your work, dignify it with your best thought and effort. - Esther B York

There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you. - Maya Angelou

A bad job with a good boss is better than a good job with a bad boss. - Unknown

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

Miracles are a retelling in small letters of the very same story which is written across the whole world in letters too large for some of us to see. - C S Lewis

If a story is not about the hearer he will not listen. And here I made a rule - a great and interesting story is about everyone or it will not last. - John Steinbeck


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