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Storytime Ending

That's not my job!

Storytime Ending thanks to Keith Blake

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I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

A hard beginning makes a good ending. - John Heywood

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

This is not a story of donors being mean. This is a story of a failed system. - Paul Harvey

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. - Maria Robinson

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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