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Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Only through practice can new ideas truly be evaluated. - Unknown

If you don't practice you don't deserve to win. - Andre Agassi

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

The more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle. - Unknown

Jazz Musician: A juggler who uses harmonies instead of oranges - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bach Chorale: The place behind the barn where you keep the horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. - Victor Borge

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

If the music is loud enough I won't be able to listen to my own thoughts. - Nic Sheff

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you. Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you. - Charles Hart

The musician is perhaps the most modest of animals, but he is also the proudest. - Erik Satie

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

Amateurs practice a shot until they make it. Pros practice it until they can't miss. - Unknown

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

Compassion is one of the few things we can practice that will bring immediate and long-term happiness to our lives. - Dalai Lama

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol


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