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Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

One cannot rest except after steady practice. - George Ade

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

The more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle. - Unknown

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

If you want to lead the orchestra, you must turn your back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Retiring is just practicing up to be dead. That doesn't take any practice. - Paul Harvey

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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