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Learn by practice. - Martha Graham

Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

The more I practice, the luckier I get. - Gary Player

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

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The older the fiddle, the sweeter the tune. - Irish Proverb

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

Practice is a means of inviting the perfection desired. - Martha Graham

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

Diagnosis is not the end, but the beginning of practice. - Martin H. Fischer

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

The more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle. - Unknown

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music. - Sergei Rachmaninoff

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you. Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you. - Charles Hart

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

If I've learned nothing else, it's that time and practice equal achievement. - Andre Agassi

I'm a producer for fun. I'm not a professional schooled musician or anything. - Afrojack

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

The practice of forgiveness is our most important contribution to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Music drives you. It wakes you up, it gets you pumping. And, at the end of the day, the correct tune will chill you down. - Dimebag Darrell

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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