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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Music, my rampart and my only one. - Edna St Vincent Millay

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Of all parts of wisdom the practice is the best. - John Tillotson

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

Musician: Someone who makes a living by playing around - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Oh, what a tangled web we weave
When first we practice to conceive. - Don Herold

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. - Aldous Huxley

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert, to fleece the people. - Abraham Lincoln

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Moms are as relentless as the tides. They don't just drive us to practice, they drive us to greatness. - Steve Rushin

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein


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