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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is the strongest form of magic. - Marilyn Manson

The more I practice, the luckier I get. - Gary Player

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

What is common sense isn't common practice. - Stephen Covey

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

Jazz Musician: A juggler who uses harmonies instead of oranges - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music. - Sergei Rachmaninoff

If you want to lead the orchestra, you must turn your back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. - Victor Borge

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

Practice mercy and forgiveness throughout as a lesson that symbolizes the love shown through his crucifixion. - Unarine Ramaru

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison


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