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I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

One cannot rest except after steady practice. - George Ade

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

If you practice hard, you can win every battle. - Manny Pacquiao

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Practice is a means of inviting the perfection desired. - Martha Graham

If you don't practice you don't deserve to win. - Andre Agassi

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice. - Anton Chekhov

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

I don't put boundaries on myself when I sit at the piano. - Vanessa Carlton

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

In theory, practice and theory are the same. In practice they are not. - Yogi Berra

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Oh what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practice to deceive! - Walter Scott

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. - Yogi Berra

If I've learned nothing else, it's that time and practice equal achievement. - Andre Agassi

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around. - James Beard

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein


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