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Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

I don't want people who want to dance; I want people who have to dance. - George Balanchine

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on. - Robert Frost

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari


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