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Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Constant dripping hollows out a stone. - Lucretius

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Jade: A semi-precious stone or a semi-precious woman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

The first hole made through a piece of stone is a revelation. - Henry Moore

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

A creative artist works on his next composition because he was not satisfied with his previous one. - Dmitri Shostakovich

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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