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Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

Stone Art thanks to Akie Nakata

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Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Jade: A semi-precious stone or a semi-precious woman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

The role of the artist today is to defend feeling against the machine. - Marty Rubin

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. - Jorge Luis Borges

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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