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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

There is no elevator to success - you have to take the stairs. - Unknown

Voltage: The era that began after the discovery of electricity - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues. - Duke Ellington

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. - Demi Lovato

The more you lose yourself in something bigger than yourself, the more energy you will have. - Norman Vincent Peale

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps - we must step up the stairs. - Vance Havner

Discussing positive experiences leads to heightened well-being, increased overall life satisfaction and even more energy. - Nathaniel Lambert

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn


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