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How to become a Ladder Day Saint
To some self-made electricians, safety is a low priority
QuotaBillsElectrical degenerators - Archie Bunker
Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love
Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown
Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown
I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw
Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown
Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller
Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman
Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson
America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell
Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus
The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle
The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid
The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle
Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield
My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller
In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong
Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith
You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson
I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen
It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain
Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash
Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce
If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy