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How to become a Ladder Day Saint
To some self-made electricians, safety is a low priority
QuotaBillsElectrical degenerators - Archie Bunker
There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker
Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown
Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown
I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw
I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown
My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown
Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman
I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young
Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus
Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats
The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle
The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid
The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown
Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace
We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller
Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible
Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong
Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith
Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane
You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen
It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash
Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown