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Spring Rolls

Now that my Winter Fat is gone...

Spring Rolls thanks to Chris Kane

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Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Blossom by blossom the spring begins. - Algernon C Swinburne

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

At the best of times, spring hurts depressives. - Angela Carter

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

Spring adds new life and new joy to all that is. - Jessica Harrelson

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

because it's Spring
thingS dare to do people - e e cummings

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Virgil A Kraft

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

One of my favorite things to make is homemade sushi. I know how to make the rolls and it's really fun to do. - Carly Rae Jepsen

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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