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Scottish Stormtrooper

Meanwhile in Scotland...

Scottish Stormtrooper thanks to Keith Blake

Created by George Lucas and introduced in Star Wars (1977), 'Stormtroopers' are fictional soldiers - the main ground force of the Galactic Empire, under the leadership of Emperor Palpatine and his commanders (Darth Vader and Grand Moff Tarkin).

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Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

Stars can't shine without darkness. - Unknown

Only in the darkness can you see the stars. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

Thanks, Darth Obvious. Or is it Emperor Palpable? - Chuck Wendig

Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

Ad astra per aspera. (To the stars through difficulties) - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

You smiled at the stars like they knew all your secrets. - Unknown

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone. - Donald Trump

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

Moments of their secret life together burst like stars upon his memory. - James Joyce

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

The darker the night, the brighter the stars,
The deeper the grief, the closer is God! - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

The stars were better company anyway. They were very beautiful, and they almost never snored. - David Eddings

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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