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Scottish Stormtrooper

Meanwhile in Scotland...

Scottish Stormtrooper thanks to Keith Blake

Created by George Lucas and introduced in Star Wars (1977), 'Stormtroopers' are fictional soldiers - the main ground force of the Galactic Empire, under the leadership of Emperor Palpatine and his commanders (Darth Vader and Grand Moff Tarkin).

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

Thanks, Darth Obvious. Or is it Emperor Palpable? - Chuck Wendig

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

It's better for the whole world to know you, even as a sex star, than never to be known at all. - Marilyn Monroe

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

The Force is strong with you. A powerful Sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Vader. - Darth Sidious

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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