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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Trapeze Artist: A guy who gets the hang of things. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter. - Gordon W Allport

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

Because I'm an artist, I can't ever consider myself a nihilist, so I suppose I'm optimistic. - Marilyn Manson

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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