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Romantic Accident

Love at first crash

Romantic Accident thanks to Keith Blake

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One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

I know of only one duty, and that is to love. - Albert Camus

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

I choose to love you in silence because in silence I find no rejection, and in silence no one owns you but me. - Unknown

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

The saddest thing about love is that not only that it cannot last forever, but that heartbreak is soon forgotten. - William Faulkner

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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