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Romantic Accident

Love at first crash

Romantic Accident thanks to Keith Blake

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Self-love is born out of love of another. - Harville LaKelly Hunt

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Love should be allowed. I'm all for it. - Truman Capote

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

Never say love is like anything - it isn't. - Michael Chabon

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love. - Unknown

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals. - Benjamin Franklin

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

The longest absence is less perilous to love than the terrible trials of incessant proximity. - Ouida

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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