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Romantic Accident

Love at first crash

Romantic Accident thanks to Keith Blake

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Where there is love there is life. - Gandhi

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Being in love is a transient state of psychosis. - John Bradshaw

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. - William Makepeace Thackeray

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Theresa

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic. - Richelle Mead

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Theresa

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir


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