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Romantic Accident

Love at first crash

Romantic Accident thanks to Keith Blake

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Trust is the first step to love. - Munshi Premchand

Shift from judgment to compassion to love. - Thomas Leonard

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

I hate to write, but I love to have written. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The giving of love is an education in itself. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Recognize, appreciate and repay your parents' love. - Cheng Yen

My favorite romantic comedy is 'When Harry Met Sally.' - Ginnifer Goodwin

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

If we love still those whom we lose, can we altogether lose those whom we love? - Thackery

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Lillian Carter

The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough of is love. - Henry Miller

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Being in love first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. - C S Lewis

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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