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Romantic Accident

Love at first crash

Romantic Accident thanks to Keith Blake

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Great hate follows great love. - Irish Proverb

The best proof of love is trust. - Joyce Brothers

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

Love one another as I have loved you. - Jesus Christ

We accept the love we think we deserve. - Stephen Chbosky

Love is not singular except in syllable. - Marvin Taylor

A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

Though our feelings come and go, His love for us does not. - C S Lewis

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise. - Noel Coward

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

If you spend your days doing what you love, it is impossible to fail. - Ricky Gervais

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Being in love first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. - C S Lewis

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown


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