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Romantic Accident

Love at first crash

Romantic Accident thanks to Keith Blake

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Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

We accept the love we think we deserve. - Stephen Chbosky

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

Shift from judgment to compassion to love. - Thomas Leonard

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Henry David Thoreau

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. - William Shakespeare

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. - Lord Byron

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

If you love deeply, you're going to get hurt badly. But it's still worth it. - C S Lewis

I'm tired of praise; and love is very sweet, when it is simple and sincere like this. - Louisa May Alcott

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver


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