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Romantic Accident

Love at first crash

Romantic Accident thanks to Keith Blake

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Love is the only gold. - Alfred Tennyson

Live from Love - not for Love. - Unknown

By nature, men love newfangledness. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

We are most alive when we're in love. - John Updike

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

You can't blame gravity for falling in love. - Albert Einstein

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

One who marries for love along will have bad days but good nights. - Egyptian Proverb

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

There is no love without forgiveness, and there is no forgiveness without love. - Bryant H McGill

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

All of us love miracles. We just don't like being in a situation that necessitates one. - Mark Batterson

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

Love is not affectionate feeling, but a steady wish for the loved person's ultimate good as far as it can be obtained. - C S Lewis

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

I'm still in love with what I do, with the idea of making things up, so hours when I write always feel like very blessed hours to me. - Stephen King

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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