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Romantic Accident

Love at first crash

Romantic Accident thanks to Keith Blake

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Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

To her, the name of father was another name for love. - Fanny Fern

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. - Paul McCartney

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

It is possible to be in love with you just because of who you are. - Maggie Stiefvater

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. - William Makepeace Thackeray

If you spend your days doing what you love, it is impossible to fail. - Ricky Gervais

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier. - Mother Teresa

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst. - Tom Stoppard

Anger begets more anger, and forgiveness and love lead to more forgiveness and love. - Mahavira

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

I'm a human being and I fall in love and sometimes I don't have control of every situation. - Beyonce

It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba


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